Dante
turned to Matsumoto.
“What
did you say to each other?” he asked.
“I
said, your place or mine. He said, bring your handcuffs.”
“You
liar.”
“Yeah.
Shame. I just said, thanks because I’m busy, he said, you’re welcome. You
interested in learning Cantonese?”
“Maybe.”
Dante waved away clouds of steam. The room they’d entered was even hotter than
out in the corridor. “I mean, we work in Chinatown, right? It seems a good idea
to be able to talk to people in at least one of their own languages.”
“It’s
an even better idea to know what they’re saying when they think you don’t
understand them,” Matsumoto said. “I’m half Hong Kong Chinese anyway. I come
prepacked with Cantonese.”
“I
didn’t know that,” Dante said. He coughed as he breathed in steam. “I hate to
think what this is doing to the crime scene.”
“M
E should be here any minute,” Joe said. “There you are.”
Dante
looked down at the body on the floor, trying to make out details. The young man
was half-wearing a white towelling robe, which had been pulled nearly off him,
presumably when he was struggling with his attacker.
“I’ve
got your crime scene tape, Sarge.” Another rookie arrived, belting into the
room like Pheidippides turning up in Athens.
“Watch
that fucking body, O’Reilly!” Joe said.
O’Rielly
skidded to a stop, then looked down at the corpse he’d nearly run over. “Urgh!”
he said, pointing a trembling finger. “Is that what he does? The killer?”
“What?”
Dante said, leaning over to look.
“The
body - he’s got no – his dick’s gone! He’s got no dick!”
“You’re
right,” Dante said, suppressing a smile.
“Where
is it?” O’Rielly looked around as if he expected to see the missing body part
hanging on the wall somewhere, along with the towels, robes and shelves holding
massage oil.
“He
never had one,” Matsumoto said, taking a look for himself. “Those are female
genitals.”
“What?”
O’Rielly didn’t seem much reassured by this news.
“See
that’s the problem with having a lot of gay officers in a precinct,” Joe
said. “They see naked woman parts, they’ve no idea what they’re looking at.”
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